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100 Some Things I Should Have Done Instead of Going to Law School

01. Gone skydiving.
-Without a parachute.
-It’s, I think, a fairly accurate analogy of going to law school.

03. Re-enacted the Bourne Trilogy.
-Any excuse for more Matt Damon in my life.
-And you know you’ve always wanted to jump from rooftop-to-rooftop in Tunisia while questioning your identity, self-worth, and future.
-This is also not a bad analogy to law school.

09. Gone around town correcting signs for inappropriate apostrophe usage’s and other speling and grammer mistake.
-People who make typoes should got to hell!

24. Hailed every van cab in New York City in hopes of getting the Cash Cab.
-Carry lots of money in the meantime because cabs in New York…not so cheap.

27. Won the lottery.

48. Gone to King’s Cross Station and ran at a wall. You know which wall.

49. Learned to understand America’s favorite pastime.
-That is, baseball. Which is different from South Korea's favorite pastime, which is apparently protesting.
-On a slightly off-topic note, I’ve always thought pastime should be spelled with two “t”s.

50. Found Waldo.

61. Gone to culinary school.

78. Ran around spoiling things for people.
-Soylent Green is people. The boat sinks. It was Earth all along. It was his sled. The slipper fits. He’s Luke’s father. They die in the end. Snape kills Dumbledore. Jesus dies. Sort of.

98. Read her poker face.



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